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Jeffrey Toobin Suspended By New Yorker | The View

So… Sonny Hostin, Bimbo #1, is apologizing for this low-life, Jeffrey Toobin, saying he has an addiction. Whoopi Goldberg, Bimbo #2, has this somber aura about her, again, feeling sorry for the guy… Can anyone imagine what their reaction would … Continue reading

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Pope appoints former child victim to church group on sex abuse

Among the things the Catholic Church is considering with the formation of this new group is “education about child exploitation.” Really? Priests need to be educated on what is considered child abuse? How about grabbing, fondling, oral sex and rape; … Continue reading

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Jihadists claim rocket fire on Israel Red Sea resort

Wouldn’t it be far more enjoyable, much less destructive, and definitely much more peaceful (to go with the peaceful Muslim theme) if each time a Muslim moron thought about sending a rocket to Israel, or blowing himself up, or killing … Continue reading

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Vatican paper weighs on ‘Jesus’ Wife’ scrap: fake

Grown men and women in the twenty-first century, debating whether or not Jesus (who supposedly lived 2100 years ago) was married. Unbelievable! Does it really matter? Does it make a difference? Why should anyone care? Would it make him more … Continue reading

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John Travolta sued for sexually harassing male masseur

Isn’t it funny how these religious freaks, and none are bigger freaks than Scientologists, are all twisted? From Christian televangelists to Catholic priests to devout Jews, Muslims, Mormons and everyone in between; those who are full of religion are also … Continue reading

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O’Donnell says she felt sexually harassed by CNN host

Christine O’Donnell, you’re a world-class ditz, but we all knew that. And just like the rest of all your Tea Party colleagues, you’re an embarrassment to the human race, mainly because all of you are a bunch of hypocrites. Maybe … Continue reading

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Philly couple who prayed over dying tot sentenced

I have an idea, why not put these two brain-dead imbeciles in a pit full of rattlesnakes and let them pray that they are not bitten. Maybe God will hear their prayers and miraculously intervene, sparing their lives. I tell … Continue reading

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Pope seeks to start debate on condoms and AIDS

It is so glaringly obvious that the Vatican is doing their absolute best to cover up for the Pope’s ridiculous comments pertaining to condom use that even the most blind Catholic faithful have to realize it. And just think about … Continue reading

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O’Donnell says prayer may have boosted her polling

Why yes Christine, you ditz, the invisible man in the sky is listening to all your prayers, along with those of all your supporters. And because he is all-powerful, he is (through his magical powers) transforming the mindset of those … Continue reading

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APNewsBreak: O’Donnell nonprofit failed to file

What a joke, calling these religious companies non-profit organizations. Religions are all about profit, and the “laundering” of money. These people use the tax-exemption laws to make themselves millionaires several times over without paying taxes. It’s all a big con. … Continue reading

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