Tag Archives: Fundamentalist Christianity

May 21, 2011 – Heaven’s Angel

I wouldn’t want all of you fundamentalist Christians, who I mercilessly criticize, to think for one moment that I don’t want you to be happy in your everlasting life. With this in mind, I am hoping the angels you are … Continue reading

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Apocalypse almost: World waits for Rapture

The people who believe the stupidity of the ‘end of days’ on May 21, initiated by Harold Camping, and all of the ridiculous nonsense written in the Bible should open their minds; if only for one moment. Consider this, Camping … Continue reading

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US atheists offer pet rescue after judgment day

I must admit, in addition to obviously being supremely intelligent we atheists are also quite witty. But hey, who knows, maybe Jesus talked with his dad and had him set up ‘pet heaven’ so that those worthy of being “saved” … Continue reading

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May 21: Another Doomsday Upon Us?

Here we go again… The ignorant, mindless, religious idiots who believe in that book of fairy tales known as the Bible say the end is coming, and will begin in three days, on May 21, 2011.Of course, according to Christian … Continue reading

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Families accuse Tenn. county’s schools of promoting Christianity

Well, first of all, we’re talking about Tennessee here. This is the state where the John Scopes trial took place. John Scopes was a biology teacher in a public school accused of violating the state’s Butler Act, which made it … Continue reading

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Michigan prosecutor files to stop Koran-burning pastor

I have an idea… Why don’t religious leaders across the globe, with support from organizations such as the United Nations (just to name one) hold a religious summit? This would be a meeting of all the “best minds” from each … Continue reading

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Malaysian Muslims warned against Valentine’s Day

The level of stupidity and backwardness demonstrated by Muslims surprises me, even to this day. I realize that seemingly all religions are obsessed with sex and regard it as taboo, although quite naturally this is probably the greatest example of … Continue reading

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Philly couple who prayed over dying tot sentenced

I have an idea, why not put these two brain-dead imbeciles in a pit full of rattlesnakes and let them pray that they are not bitten. Maybe God will hear their prayers and miraculously intervene, sparing their lives. I tell … Continue reading

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