Why yes Christine, you ditz, the invisible man in the sky is listening to all your prayers, along with those of all your supporters. And because he is all-powerful, he is (through his magical powers) transforming the mindset of those who would normally vote for a Democrat so that instead they will vote for a brainless nit-wit like you.
All of you holier-than-thou, Bible-toting Creationists must have poo-poo between your ears. Maybe the reason you’re opposed to masturbation is that you did so much of it while young that it atrophied your brain. Even if there was a God, do you really believe that with all that’s wrong in this world; with the tens of millions of men, women and children who are terminally ill, or living in poverty, dying from war, malnutrition, natural catastrophes, etc. that God would care about your silly Senate campaign??? Get real! TGO
Refer to story below. Source: Associated Press
WASHINGTON – Delaware Republican Christine O’Donnell says prayer could be boosting support for her Senate campaign.
In an interview with Christian Broadcasting Network that aired online Monday, O’Donnell also said that God is the reason she is running for Senate.
“The day that we saw a spike in the polls was a day that some people had a prayer meeting for me, that morning, for this campaign, so I believe that prayer plays a direct role in this campaign,” O’Donnell said. “I always ask, please pray for the campaign, please pray for our staff, please pray specifically that the eyes of the voters be opened.”
O’Donnell has been criticized for her conservative commentary over the years — she once voiced opposition to masturbation in a campaign against premarital sex — and has been ridiculed for saying that she once dabbled in witchcraft.
She told CBN that she’s being held to a different standard because she is a conservative woman.
“There’s no doubt that they wouldn’t say the things they’re saying about me, they wouldn’t do the things that they’re doing, if I weren’t a woman,” she said. “I’m not whining, but there certainly is a double standard, especially when it comes to conservative women.”
Most polls show O’Donnell trailing Democrat Chris Coons by double digits. The two are vying for the Senate seat long held by Vice President Joe Biden.
Tonight, in the privacy of my bedroom, I am going to pray that I get to meet and bang O’Donnell. Why? Cause, TGO and can attest to this, I ain’t a picky man.