Tag Archives: L’Osservatore Romano

Vatican: World not ending, despite Maya prediction

Wow, I’m impressed! My sincere thanks go to the Catholic Church! Now that the Vatican’s top astronomer has said the world isn’t ending in 10 days, I can sleep at night… Really? Do people really 1) Believe the Mayan calendar; … Continue reading

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Vatican digs in after gay marriage advances

The Catholic Church has (by far) the largest number of homosexuals of any business on the planet. Yes folks, the Catholic Church is a business; yet its leaders continue to criticize homosexuality. What hypocrisy! Speaking of homosexuality, just take a … Continue reading

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“Gospel of Jesus’ wife” fragment is a fake, Vatican says

For those of you who weren’t aware, and as stated in the article, the reason the Catholic Church claims they don’t allow women to become priests is because Jesus chose only men as his apostles. However, that’s not the real … Continue reading

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Vatican paper weighs on ‘Jesus’ Wife’ scrap: fake

Grown men and women in the twenty-first century, debating whether or not Jesus (who supposedly lived 2100 years ago) was married. Unbelievable! Does it really matter? Does it make a difference? Why should anyone care? Would it make him more … Continue reading

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Pope given whopper Easter egg

Pope Benedict XVI is given a giant egg in celebration of Easter; the day Jesus supposedly was resurrected and ascended to heaven. How “exciting.” We humans sure love fairy tales, don’t we? Personally, I like the story of the Three … Continue reading

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Pope tweets for the first time

Gee, how exciting; the Pope sent a tweet, and what an enlightening tweet that was! I’ll bet the Catholic faithful who received the tweet got all choked-up. These people are so silly. TGO Refer to brief story below. Source: Associated … Continue reading

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US VP Biden meets with pope

Why people waste their time and energy in discussing Church “policy” with the Pope is beyond my comprehension. The Catholic Church is only going to change their stance on issues such as abortion, divorce, etc. when they are good and … Continue reading

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Pope to call space station in papal first

The Pope to call the International Space Station; how exciting! Space exploration will never be the same again. On another note, the Pope should really get rid of that funny-looking hat. He looks ridiculous enough as it is with his … Continue reading

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Vatican clarifies pope’s condom comments

The Vatican continues its efforts at damage control following the Pope’s remarkably stupid comments with regard to condom use a couple of weeks ago. Now they want to make it clear that the Pope’s comments by no means supported condom … Continue reading

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Vatican: nothing changed on condom use

I love it! Now the Vatican is scrambling to do “damage control” after their half-senile leader, Pope Benedict XVI, put his foot in his mouth with his comments pertaining to condom use, which are documented in an upcoming book. These … Continue reading

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