The following was sent to me by a former colleague at the office. Some of it is meant to be funny, but all of it is true. Muslims are easy to make fun of, for obvious reasons. Unfortunately, much of the western world treat them with kid gloves. It’s too bad, for respect should be earned, not simply given because one decides to be part of a religious group. TGO

Aren’t Muslims a joke; a bad joke, but a joke nonetheless? If you don’t believe me, just read below…

They’re not happy in Gaza; they’re not happy in Egypt; they’re not happy in Libya; they’re not happy in Morocco; they’re not happy in Iran; they’re not happy in Iraq; they’re not happy in Yemen; they’re not happy in Afghanistan; they’re not happy in Pakistan; they’re not happy in Syria; they’re not happy in Lebanon; so, where are they happy?

They’re happy in Australia; they’re happy in Canada; they’re happy in England; they’re happy in France; they’re happy in Italy; they’re happy in Germany; they’re happy in Sweden; they’re happy in the USA; they’re happy in Norway; they’re happy in Holland; they’re happy in Denmark…

Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

And who do they blame?

Not Islam; not their leadership; not themselves…

They blame the countries where they’re happy! And then, they want to change those countries to be like – the country they came from where they were unhappy!

Excuse me, but I can’t help wondering… How damn dumb can you get?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide?

Let’s have a look at the evidence:

No Christmas; no television; no nude women; no football; no pork chops; no hot dogs; no burgers; no beer; no bacon; rags for clothes; towels for hats; constant wailing from some idiot in a tower; more than one wife; more than one mother-in-law; you can’t shave; your wife can’t shave; you can’t wash off the smell of donkeys; your wife is picked by someone else for you, and your wife smells worse than your donkey…

Then they tell them that when they die, it all gets better!

Well no sh*t Sherlock, it’s not like it could get much worse!

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6 Responses to Muslims…

  1. Straight to the point & very apt.

  2. M-R says:

    I can’t find fault in the logic, myself … They are such a bloody miserable lot, the poor bastards.

  3. Harry says:

    Reblogged this on dribblingpensioner and commented:
    I agree with this post.

  4. IzaakMak says:

    Your logic is irrefutable! 😀

  5. IzaakMak says:

    Reblogged this on I Want Ice Water! and commented:
    No offense, but… What part of this is wrong?

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