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Pat Condell: Hook, line and rapture

Pat Condell, who created this video a few years ago, is right on in terms of the hypocrite Pat Robertson, and Christianity as a whole. TGO Video: YouTube

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Judgment Day? Five failed end-of-the-world predictions

This story is several days old, but it is both interesting and amusing in the way that it describes whack-jobs other than Harold Camping (the latest religious freak) to have predicted the end of the world. The basis for these … Continue reading

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Calif Christian group now sees end of world Friday

Hey, there’s still time, it isn’t midnight yet. Maybe God is simply waiting until just before the clock strikes twelve midnight (universal time) which would mean there are still about eight hours left in the day… And then again, maybe, … Continue reading

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Radio doomsday prophet Harold Camping suffers stroke

I certainly hope that Harold Camping is alive and well on October 22, 2011. I will be interested in knowing what he has to say when Jesus (once again) fails to appear and heaven stays empty. TGO Refer to story … Continue reading

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Truck-Size Asteroid Zips Close by Earth

We humans waste our time with meaningless, nonsensical, supernatural minutia such as fighting over religious ideologies, saying prayer, Jesus, Muhammad, Heaven, Hell, the Rapture, etc., yet all it takes is for one BIG (random) space rock to strike Earth and … Continue reading

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Judgment Day forecaster points to new doomsday date

This guy just doesn’t know when to quit. And sure as I’m sitting here, there will be millions of not just stupid, but REALLY stupid people who will “plan” for their ascent to heaven on the revised date of the … Continue reading

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Radio host who predicted End of Days to speak

Something that has gotten lost in all of this ‘end of days’ bullshit is the disgusting nature and complete lack of humanity that Christians who are disappointed by the fact that Jesus didn’t save them possess. Quite simply, it points … Continue reading

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Doomsday prophet, followers ‘flabbergasted’ world didn’t end

The individuals who believed in the fairy tale that Jesus would return to Earth to take faithful Christians to heaven ought to have their head examined. It is truly remarkable that human beings can be stupid enough to believe these … Continue reading

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Believers’ reactions mixed to unfulfilled doomsday

One would hope that all of the idiots across the globe stupid enough to believe in the “rapture,” “end of days,” “second coming of Jesus” and all of the other nonsense referenced in the Bible would now realize that it … Continue reading

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Christian movement preparing for End of Days

I’ve criticized, ridiculed and poked fun at the entire hocus-pocus stupidity that these brain-dead Christians have fallen for; and rightfully so. One would think that in the twenty-first century, in the United States of America (arguably the most advanced country … Continue reading

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May 21, 2011 – Heaven’s Angel

I wouldn’t want all of you fundamentalist Christians, who I mercilessly criticize, to think for one moment that I don’t want you to be happy in your everlasting life. With this in mind, I am hoping the angels you are … Continue reading

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Apocalypse almost: World waits for Rapture

The people who believe the stupidity of the ‘end of days’ on May 21, initiated by Harold Camping, and all of the ridiculous nonsense written in the Bible should open their minds; if only for one moment. Consider this, Camping … Continue reading

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What If 200 Million People Go Missing Tomorrow?

The madness over this ‘end of days’ crappola continues… It really is too bad that the idiot who’s stirring up all of this nonsense about the end of the world isn’t right. Quite frankly, it would be kind of nice … Continue reading

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For one believer of the approaching Judgment Day, May 21 may come and go

Gary my man, you’re definitely not going to win any awards for your intellectual prowess, but as long as you’re happy, I suppose that’s all that matters. By the way, according to the article, the ministry of the flake that … Continue reading

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1,000 (Or So) Things to Do Before the End of the World

More “fun” stuff pertaining to the ‘end of the world’ nonsense on May 21st… Time is running out folks, make the best of today (your final day) before it’s too late! By the way, all you “good Christians” who are … Continue reading

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‘Poetry, Not Predictions’: Religious Leaders Weigh In on Judgment-Day Frenzy

It’s funny how some individuals refer to the fairy tales in the Bible as “poetry.” Naturally, I wouldn’t expect these people to call all of the myths written in the “good book” (and they are endless) fairy tales; that would … Continue reading

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‘Rapture Parties’ Planned to Celebrate Doomsday Saturday May 21

At the end of the day, one really should feel sorry for these fundamentalist Christians. Think about it, most of them aren’t “blessed” with a high IQ to begin with, add to that the indoctrination they received as children by … Continue reading

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US atheists offer pet rescue after judgment day

I must admit, in addition to obviously being supremely intelligent we atheists are also quite witty. But hey, who knows, maybe Jesus talked with his dad and had him set up ‘pet heaven’ so that those worthy of being “saved” … Continue reading

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Omaha billboards herald Jesus’ return in May

Allison Warden, my dear, you really do need to check the Yellow Pages, contact your nearest psychiatrist, and make an appointment; immediately!!! People in your condition shouldn’t be roaming the streets – it isn’t safe for the rest of us. … Continue reading

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Authorities search for 13 from ‘cult-like’ sect

Here we go again, another group of brain-dead people obsessed with Jesus and all the garbage written in the Bible. Personally, if the grown-ups are ignorant enough to believe any of this crap then who really cares, they can drink … Continue reading

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